gif-not-jif:

They see me rollin
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gif-not-jif:

They see me rollin

a gifs blog

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  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
I will never forget how to do that.

I will never forget how to do that.

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sh0wcase:

Hahaha fuck this is so me.

Smooth.

sh0wcase:

Hahaha fuck this is so me.

Smooth.

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cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

Those eyes!

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buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

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I’m not crying, I just have something in both my eyes that is rendering me also unable to speak.

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